They say love is blinding. But I swear I never saw the world clearer than the moment I realized I was in love with you.
My mom taught me something about relationships when I was growing up. She told me to never be the one to love the other person more. I always thought that was odd. That was until I saw how my mom loved my dad more and let him leave bruises on her skin. That was until I found my best friend drunk, bleeding on her bathroom floor, because the boy she loved more broke her heart and left. That’s why when I start to fall I catch myself. I don’t want to be the one to love more because I’ve seen what that does to people. Oh, but god do I love you more.
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
straight girls who wont date bisexual men because they’ve been with a dude are homophobic and gross btw!
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.